Busted Out Laughing

I just heard this song on the radio and couldn't stop laughing! Sounds like something I would have done when I was a little younger (and better looking, oh, and thinner)

I've been watching you watchin every girl in the bar
Payin no attention to the one on your arm
You're a dog
Man, she's smokin
I've seen your kind before
and you think you're so cool
This country boy's gonna take you to school
Hold out your hand
no man, I ain't jokin

And hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a boy like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

well friend I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to fight
if you wanna later we can take it outside
but for now
do me a favour

and hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a boy like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

well guys like you
you ain't good for nothin, no
hold on a second
you gotta be good for something
for somethin
I know

hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a chump like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

hold my beer
hold my beer
hold my beer
but dont drop it (hold my beer)
no, seriously man, dont drop it (hold my beer)
cause I-I-I just bought it (hold my beer)
you gonna be hangin around here awhile you wanna watch my jacket? (hold my beer)
ah thanks man, I'm gonna be out here dancin with-with your girlfriend (hold my beer)
hold my beer
hold my beer
hold my beeeee-eeeer

UPDATE: You can watch the video here. Oh, and she's definately "smokin"