Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Democrats Send Letter To Bush

Not much of a surprise, the leaders of the democrat party urge President Bush to surrender to al Qaeda.

"Therefore, we urge you once again to consider changes to your Iraq policy. We propose a new direction, which would include: (1) transitioning the U.S. mission in Iraq to counter-terrorism, training, logistics and force protection; (2) beginning the phased redeployment of U.S. forces from Iraq before the end of this year; (3) working with Iraqi leaders to disarm the militias and to develop a broad-based and sustainable political settlement, including amending the Constitution to achieve a fair sharing of power and resources; and (4) convening an international conference and contact group to support a political settlement in Iraq, to preserve Iraq's sovereignty, and to revitalize the stalled economic reconstruction and rebuilding effort.

If anyone reading this could do me a favor, please ask a democrat where they would fight the terrorists? I've asked so many times but never get an answer. We all know that hundreds if not thousands of al Qaeda terrorists are in Iraq right now fighting our military.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Linda said...

There they go again! The stupid twerps still don't get it, do they?
Can't you just see them, if they are back in control, walking around carrying posters, etc. with signs saying "ALL TERRORISTS ARE WELCOME IN THE USA....HURRY! COME KILL US ALL." Dumber than dumb...
all of them! What do they expect?
It's like they just want us to drop everything that our military has worked for and died for. Our men and women in uniform deserve our appreciation and prayers for keeping us safe in our homeland.
God bless them all.

September 05, 2006 7:00 PM  
Blogger defiant_infidel said...

Dear Democratic Leaders and Constituents:

In response to your itemized points regarding our Iraq policy, I will respond to each individually:

1.) We are and have been instilling techniques targeting counter-terrorism. We have and continue to train Iraqi police and military in logistics and force protection. I remain puzzled as to what you have or have not been directing your attention to.

2.) Even Ayman Al Zawahiri, Al Qaeda second in command to Osama Bin Laden, has repeatedly referred to the battle in Iraq as the "center of the war against the infidels". How does leaving the center of the conflict ...solve it?

3.) We are, have been and continue to "work with" the Iraqi leaders. What is it you think we should say, since talk seems to be your recommended tool, to the armed militias to get them to "disarm". We have found through experimentation that the most succinct way to get these terrorists to disarm is to kill them. We have yet to see one of them that was killed fire another shot or blow themselves up thereafter.

Your "broad based and sustainable political settlement" sounds pretty, ummm... progressive. What, specifically, does it actually entail? What, in your insightful view, would "achieve a fair sharing of power and resources"? Oh, and I'm sure you noticed that those involved in this internal conflict of "militias" don't want to share power, but rather are very happy to die fighting to take all of it instead. So I will hypothesize that you plan to change their minds about this somehow... Could you please elaborate in detail? I am facinated that you obviously have had a breakthrough here. You guys define what the two party system was originally intended to achieve!

4.) An "international conference and contact group", eh? What a great idea! That sounds like something along the lines of the United Nations. And just look at the rich history of accomplishment those wizards have bestowed upon this earth! We'd have to give them some different colored hats, rather than the UN's "green hats", you know, to distinguish them from those other guys. How about yellow?

Oh, and who stalled the "economic reconstruction and rebuilding"? We've been doing that for a long time now. It just seems that a lot of what we have rebuilt keeps getting blown up. We thought the best way to stop that was to kill the guys doing the exploding. But I can see now that you folks have a better way of doing it!

Thanks for writing. I am all aglow looking for your next letter with all the above requested details of your plans. You hard working Democrats sure make my job a helluva lot easier! You're indispensable! And here all this time my Republican buddies have been telling me you were just all talk and devoid of backbone. Now I can see clearly who is actually full of sh*t!

Best wishes,

President Jorge Bush

September 05, 2006 8:19 PM  
Anonymous Jane said...

Well, I can't add or subtract from what Linda and defiant infidel said. Right on, both of you.

September 07, 2006 5:16 PM  
Anonymous Lee said...

It must have taken a long time for the dems to come up with all those hair-brained ideas, the poor bastards

September 08, 2006 8:23 AM  

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