Monday, May 07, 2007

Oldie But Goodie

Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the Boy's' legs.

Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline, "Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.

"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy protested.

The reporter replied, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for The Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy. What team or person do you Like?''

"Well, I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like President Bush," the Boy answered.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began yet again: "Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."


Anonymous ray said...

This is funny but it's true that some liberals see things in a different light than a reasonable person would see the situation.

May 07, 2007 9:24 PM  
Anonymous Linda said...

I am still laughing after reading this. It's such a typical real life reaction from a democrat. Thanks for the humor.

May 07, 2007 10:30 PM  
Anonymous blake said...

This "Oldie but Goodie" brings back lots of memories. Similar to some of the articles in the old comic books where everything was twisted and became so funny that we actually called them funny books. Most of our fun at that time was not political, it was about everyday life. Didn't need the political side of things to have a laugh.

May 09, 2007 9:28 AM  
Anonymous Arnold said...

Very funny but so true to life in the thinking of the democrat party.

May 09, 2007 4:17 PM  
Anonymous Bill said...

This was funny, but is the way democrats see republicans, even the children of republicans.

May 09, 2007 6:31 PM  
Anonymous lee said...

I likt. I like it.

May 22, 2007 7:49 PM  

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