Thursday, March 08, 2007

You're Not Going To Believe What Is Being Blamed On George Bush Now

A shoplifting suspect, who was fired on last year after an altercation with a Giant Eagle security guard in Collier, was acquitted on all charges in a nonjury hearing today before Allegheny County Judge Randal B. Todd.

Though the shoplifting allegations were thrown out at an earlier hearing, Craig E. Gates, 37, of Cecil, still faced charges of simple assault against the security guard, Bernard McNally Jr., and store manager Bradley Zupancic, resulting from a fight that took place when the two confronted him for allegedly pocketing some braunschweiger and garlic sausage. Mr. Gates was also charged with recklessly endangering Mr. Zupancic.

Ok, you're thinking what in the world does this have to do with the President right? Well, you don't have to wait any longer:

Mr. McNally, of Carnegie, faces a trial June 19 on charges of aggravated assault and reckless endangering Mr. Gates. Mr. Gates' attorney John Elash said the security guard beat and choked Mr. Gates and his client suffered a broken nose and bruises. Police informed Mr. Gates' wife a security guard had shot at him as he drove away and that he might be hurt.

Mr. Elash said he thinks the security guard may have been trigger happy as a result of having served for the U.S. military in Iraq.

"I feel sorry for him. He's a victim of George Bush's crazy policy to send kids to Iraq. Even in Pittsburgh, only an insane person would shoot at somebody over braunschweiger," he said.

Democrats are insane!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does not get any crazier than this, at least up to now.

March 08, 2007 6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now we are not to protect ourselves and a guard is not supposed to protect the property he was hired to defend? This is just tooooo warped.

March 09, 2007 5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As usual they blame Bush for everything from a to z.

March 09, 2007 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the president is a good person to blame for someone who doesn't know where to turn for answers. He's well known and some believe responsible for any act or acts they don't understand.

March 10, 2007 7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not? Everyone knows who he is.
In fact few people know who else is in government so they use the president's name over and over again. If George W. knew just how much some folk think he is resposible for, he may feel that he's in a millino places at once.

March 12, 2007 8:10 PM  

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